What is the best excuse i can give to my teacher tommorow?

Question

u see ar...

i already use

-fever

-sakit perut

-mom sick

-dad's car broken

-flu

-sakit kepala...

-wake up late

NOW ...use what????????

if i didnt give relevant excuse i be dead..

help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Answer 1

oh my cute pet...isn't well...teacher..plzz excuse me for 1 more day..!!

Answer 2

I am too fat!

Answer 3

stomachache or stomach flu will be easiest. or gastric ulcer.. but of course if u use this, pls say u're still on medication say twice daily.. =)

Answer 4

I hate your class.

Answer 5

How bout you don't use an excuse.

Answer 6

=P ur imaginary friend died =]

on a more serious note you can always say that u had an appointment somewher...thts wt i usualy do =D always works owt

Answer 7

You can try using -

car crashed into house

;p

Answer 8

give an excuse you has ''masalah perempuan''.........

Answer 9

for what? homework, being late, day missing???

say "personal reasons i don't wish to discuss"  she won't say anything to that because she will be too surprised!

Answer 10

hiya !!! lu selalu cuti larr ....,,ok ok....cakap yu punya kucing beranak la..

Answer 11

a crazy fox bite me

Answer 12

You got abducted by aliens who experimented on you..

Answer 13

alarm clock doesn't function

Answer 14

my kucing beranak...so kena anta spital....ckap if she terbranak kat umah and wat serak...my mum will kill me.....

Answer 15

OMG you'll never believe, this, but I swear its true, there was this suicide bomber on the bus, and ... OMG OMG!!  (Say OMG a lot)  I was like totally freaking out!  And, OMG!!  'Cuz see, she was sitting on the seat next to me!  Like nothing!  I thought she was weird already, but then she stands up, and I see something hanging out from inside her jacket, I dunno some kind of string or wire, and I shouted and pushed her down!!  OMG OMG!!!  And I didn't even know what I was doing, I just did it automatic like!  And then she was surrounded, and this and that, and there were all these policemen and all such, and they wanted to ask me questions, but I had to like skip out and hide and run off 'cuz I really wanted to make it to class!!! OMG OMG!!  I mean, I realize this is really way out there, and you don't have to believe me if you don't want, but .. OMG OMG!!!  I swear it will be all over the news tonight!!  (Bluff... bluffing always works.)  And, OMG OMG!!!  I'm so still freaking out, I think I have to like, take a rest outside, I don't know if I can even pay attention or anything!  OMG OMG!!!!!

That should work.  The more "out there" the story is, the more likely they are to believe you.  Seems like it wouldn't work, but teachers never think you're clever enough to come up with THAT clever or believable/unbelievable of a ruse.  And they always think they're WAY smarter than the rest of us.  Trust me, I've been there.  ;-)   Good luck!

Oh, and then when the teacher says, Ahem, I didn't see it on the news last night, you say..

OMG OMG!!!  I know!!  I thought I saw news reporters and cameras there, and then, I dunno, I guess the government is trying to cover it up or something.. OMG OMG!!!  I guess something about tourism and not wanting to scare people... but.. OMG OMG!!  I can't believe it, these guys in like dark blue suits came to my house last night, and they were all like 'Don't tell anyone' and blah blah blah OMG!!  And I already told all of you, and OMG, I think I'm going to need like a week... or a year .. to recover, cuz ... OMG!  ....

And then faint or act like you're in shock or something.  The fake faint/shock trick always works.  Put pale makeup on your face before you go to school, then, as you tell the story, you'll sweat a bit (because you'll be nervous anyway), and then you'll look all faint/pale/sweaty/clammy/etc.

And after that, you'll never have to make up another excuse again.  Just say its Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome, and you're done!!!

Answer 16

stomach flu, chicken pox, doctor or dentist appointment

Answer 17

wey,, why u always ponteng ah?? and you are misusing the YA  here,, asking ppl to help you to do sumthing bad,,

Better go to skool and study hard,, later dont complain that the govt doesnt wana give you a seat in the university.

btw,, you can tell your teacher that u were busy giving your review on her to the Ministry of Education regarding her promotion and ur not suppose to be telling her all this.

Answer 18

I have the squirts

Answer 19

^

haiyo...still wanna ponteng somemore ar??

are you going to ponteng or just simply come late to school?

during secondary school,i used to overslept & was late for school..unfortunately always got caught by discipline master...

the same trick always work.

i gave my super pitiful face and said>>

this morning i got real bad fever/headache/stomache..mum said she would bring me to doc..

but after taking some pain killers,i feel better..so i thought its better for me to attend class

mr ___,im sorry im late..

usually the discipline master would let me go back to class,after a blanja of milo in canteen..he even asked if im really alright..

if im not, he can send me home to rest.

LOL.

but if you want to ponteng...

i rather you go date a doctor's son..then can ask for free MC whenever you need it..

good luck hor!

Answer 20

my dog ate my shoes..

PEACE =D

Answer 21

Tell her  you stayed up late to study and couldn't wake up in the morning ;)

Answer 22

Grandpa Gindy stole my panties and put it over his bald head, made me to faint the whole day................lol