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What is the best joke u can think of?

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  1. what do u get when u combine an elephant and a mustang?

    a convertible with a really big trunk!


  2. Probably not the best joke ever, but my fave of all time, is

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped completely in cellophane.  The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts"

    HAHA  so dorky, yet so funny



  3. GUILTY

    A police officer pulls over this guy who's been

    weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to

    the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to

    blow into this breathalyzer tube."

    The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that.

    I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really

    bad asthma attack."

    "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station

    to give a blood sample."

    "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do

    that, I'll bleed to death."

    "Well, then, we need a urine sample."

    "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a

    diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

    "All right, then I need you to come out here and walk

    this white line."

    "I can't do that, officer."

    "Why not?"

    "Because I'm drunk."


  4. not really a joke but a funny bumper sticker. "I sold my house the other day. I got a pretty good price for it too, but my landlord was mad as hel.l."

  5. Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Cuz the grass tickles their nuts!

  6. Q:whats black and white and red all over?

    A:a nun in a blender

  7. WHAT DO g*y HORSES EAT??

    HAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



  8. The teacher asked, "What is actually used as a conductor of electricity Little Johnny?"

    Little Johnny stammered, "Why...er?"

    The teacher smiled and said, "Wire is right. Very good Little Johnny.

    Now tell me, what is the unit of electrical power?"

    Little Johnny asked, "The what?"

    His teacher was very pleased, saying, "That's absolutely correct-- the watt.

    Now, class, you should all take the time to study as diligently as Little Johnny does."  
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