What is the best martial art to learn , if you want to beat people up?

Question

Lets say I want to go around picking fights and beating people up to impress women, what Martial art should I take?

Answer 1

kenpo is your answer. they have many easy to learn moves and basic steps that will literally kill your opponent. it also has many pressure points techniques.

Answer 2

the fact that you are asking means that you are too small and weak to beat anyone up anyway

but the answer is yoga

Answer 3

Boxing or Wrestling.  You'll be paired with someone your own size, age, and gender.  Then you'll get a chance to show us all how a good a bully you really are.

Answer 4

You don't, there are better ways to impress women, try getting a good job, a good car and a good life that works much better.

Going around fighting people up for no reason just proves that you are a loser and a punk that will amount to nothing. If you want to beat people up and impress all the girls then join a MMA club, Boxing club or Mauy Thai club and try beating on someone that will know to fight back.

Answer 5

The art of defense, because with an attitude like yours, you're gonna get hammered in any dojo before you probably ever have the chance to learn any actual martial art in one. If you do live long enough to take an interest in the arts some years down the road, you're not going to be in good enough condition anymore to do them to a good degree.

You'd have a hard time finding a sensei that would take you seriously with that attitude anyway. Unless it's a McDojo, and it's not gonna be effective then anyway.

Good luck, and pay up on your health insurance before you go dojo hopping and actin like you are now.

Answer 6

Jeet kun do, it worked for Bruce Lee

Answer 7

idk. when u wanna get into a fight and intimidate the opponent all you have to do is - do a martial arts pose really slow and add sound effects. like pretend your powering up and go waaaaaaaaaahhh

Answer 8

You got all the punk wannabe tough guys to answer with their stock answers ,

They dont even realize how much they degrade their art if they even take it that is by suggesting it should be used for merely beating people up.

You should fit right in here dork.You to can watch some ufc/mma bouts and become an instant expert.

Answer 9

Samurai one

Answer 10

You should never use martial arts for violence!

Answer 11

superkarate

Answer 12

No traditional martial arts.. they are all lousy for beating up people (no disrespect). Take Brazilian Jiu-jitsu if you want to learn to grapple, choke, submit etc. or you can just take MMA as a whole.. those and maybe kickboxing are the best for self defense. Oh, and just an FYI for you.. girls aren't impressed when you beat the **** out of other guys.. and don't take jeet kune do like that guy said below me.

Answer 13

you should never start the fight but.....mybe your lookin for kung fu san soo

Answer 14

Martial Arts is for self defense. Do not use it to pick fights with random people. IT won't impress women. It'll just make them think of you as an immature, over-aggressive jerk.

Answer 15

none, martial arts are made to defend one's self or one's country.

Answer 16

Just wait till you get in prison.  There you can learn the art that will be most beneficial to you.

Answer 17

That thing they did in Equilibrium with the guns. Amazing. Guns + Martial Arts = WTF!?!

Answer 18

Remember, it's tae-kwon-do, not tae-kwon-don't :)

Answer 19

None!!!!! You should never ever learn martial arts to beat people up. Just lift weights and focus on muscles.

Answer 20

Muay Thai ( Kickboxing ) because we use every part of our body as a weapon.  Check out my videos on youtube.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3WjVQruKyVw

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5LmHevfFkmk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_987BM2MAAc