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What is the best one liner you know?

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One of my favorites is,

"I haven't slept for ten days... That would be too long."

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  1. Do you have a needle and thread?

    Because I am ripped!


  2. Look at a chick and say Hey Dude!!! Nice ****!!

  3. I like my women the same way I like my scotch, aged 6 years and mixed with coke.  


  4. I dont trust anyone who bleeds for a month... and lives

  5. . How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

    A. She has her tampon behind her ear,and she can`t find her cigarette.  
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