What is the best prank or funniest joke you have?

Question

I am bored..got any good pranks I could do? or any jokes I could laugh at.

Keep the pranks PG, BUT the jokes as funny as possible.

Answer 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTM0L9aMe...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAwPTll65...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0XdthbOk...

these r just some really funny prank videos on youtube that i think r super funny..

so have fun!!

Answer 2

YES!!

go to youtube and search "Flash Mob"

hilarious!!!!!

you need like 100+ people to do it, but its still funny to watch!

Answer 3

BORING PARTY JOKES

Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce.

Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new.

When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your hands!

Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better!

Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it.

Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I'll be cured..."

Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions.

If there is music, mix up your dancing: break dance to classical, symphony conductor hand waves to techno music

Tell a middle-aged wife, "Your husband seems very happy with that girl in the closet..."

Tell a middle aged man, "Your wife seems very happy with that boy in the closet..."

Whisper to the guest on your right, "What kind of lame moron actually goes to these parties, anyway?".

Bring a soccer ball, basketball, football, or baseball. Start a game... in the kitchen.

Karate chop everywhere and everything. Yell really, really loud. A few sudden kicks would be worthwhile as well...."

If someone says the word no to you, say, "How dare you turn down the prince / princess of Ugranialo!"

Pick out the oldest women at the party, run up to her, and exclaim, "Grandmother! it's me, Anastasia!"

Answer 4

take tape, and on the hose on the sink, tape the handle so when someone turns on the sink, they get wet. that works. i did it to my lill bro. lol.

Answer 5

the best joke that i can think of is going to a beach and writing cubs suck in capitol letters and then write oh and SOS but still cubs suck