What is the best punchline?

Question

Okay, here's a little contest. I'll start a joke, give the setup, and you give me your best punchlines to the joke. No rude language, no innuendo, just good, honest humor.

Two people are in line to see a movie when they notice that, up ahead, a man in coveralls with a rooster is buying a ticket to see the same movie. Later, when they ask him why, he said...

Answer 1

FALCON PUUUUUUNCH

Answer 2

Always two there are. No more. No less. A master and an apprentice.

Answer 3

"The movie is about Colonel Sanders and his chicken industry, and the rooster is my interpreter"

Answer 4

im havin a great day so i decided i'll rock out with my c**k out! awesome.

Answer 5

Because he c**k a doodle do's all day and all night and my wife wanted a nap.  

Answer 6

Well, they wouldn't let us in without tickets. would they?

Answer 7

so my c**k wont doo doo

Answer 8

the sheep already had a date

Answer 9

I brought him in case I got hungry

Answer 10

Boy, u made it hard on us, O well, here goes.....

he said " what u never seen two C o cks before, on a date!"

(sorry, that's the cleanest punchline I can think of)

Answer 11

He said "It's my girlfriend! Jeez!"

Answer 12

ehh im not the creative type sorrry :(

Answer 13

first off the setup is a little random...but...

ok seriously...i sat here typing about 12 different things and i've given up