What is the best thing to do when your car breaks down on the side of the road after running over a ?

Question

Transvestite hitchhiker and his/ her midget companion ?

Answer 1

ditch the car and run babe!

Answer 2

I would tell the police listen i thought i was hitting Jeb Bush and his Little brother George.

Answer 3

First, check if he transvestite is wearing shoes you like. If so take them.

Place the midget in the driver seat and the shoeless transvestite in the truck and call the cops to report that a midget stole your car.  

Answer 4

Firebird, you must call the cops !  That might be my cousin.

Answer 5

Triple A helped me with THAT mess !

Answer 6

put them in the car with ones head laying in his lap and leave the car there

Answer 7

Call 911 for help.

Answer 8

take the plates off and put them in the car and report it stolen