What is the best treatment for shock?

Question

I feel sick too!

Answer 1

a drink

the problem here is no-one knew the extent of it

Several female users had been contacted over the months, just no-one knew about the other people

Answer 2

a mallet to the head

or

a back rub!!

either or, very effective!!!

Answer 3

http://uk.360.yahoo.com/my_profile-X8hJT...

Answer 4

Well, stop sitting in the electric chair!

Answer 5

depends on what kind of shock, keeping warm is essential, a nice cup of hot sweet tea does wonders as well apparently, if its serious shock then a paramedic is your best bet!

Answer 6

is it nice that cobra then?

Answer 7

Trying to decide,Brandy probably,,but the wife gets better odds than I do on the next bet.

Answer 8

I think you need one Quirky!

Have a brandy, and let it go.....

Answer 9

Alcohol, or in my case 0.0% cobra lager, the next best thing,

edit:

A man after my own heart rodriguez, my other half and my brothers think it tastes like p!ss and/or a health drink!

Answer 10

Shock for what? I got a rough idea but I dunno the full story and I dunno if I wanna know to be honest. But I'm sober now and takin half an interest. :-)

Oooo I have that 0.0% Cobra stuff sometimes, it's nice.

Answer 11

Hot, sweet tea, a sit-down and try and keep warm.

Answer 12

What kind of shock. Did you hook up battery cables to your testicals too?

Wow what a rush.

Answer 13

I´m not getting any of this.

I´ve just seen Bunches blog and I think I´m going to be sick.

Answer 14

Don't know yet, just viewed the Blog. The bondage image goes back to June, does that mean some users have seen it already and not heard alarm bells?

Answer 15

Have a positive mind change, think of other good things.

Let go of whatever has shocked you.

Have a positive avatar name.

Ask some happy Q's.

Edit:: I see you up there Bunches. Can you give us a statement as to why you wanted to fool us? May we also have an apology?

Please go & seek professional help.

Answer 16

Sorry,just signed in.WTF is happening here tonight?

Can someone please explain

Answer 17

Aromatherapy and Reflexology, accompanied by Des O'Connor's singing!

Answer 18

Alcohol and then bed.

Oh and keep well back from any electrical source, ie the computer. Lol.

Shambo - You are a naughty knitted woolly monkey..

Answer 19

IV fliud replacement followed by inotropes (or vasopressors) if the patient remains unresponsive. The underlying cause must be identified and rectified - eg haemorrhage, cardiogenic, dehydration etc.