What is the best way to appeal a suspension?

Question

How do you make Yapoo feel sorry for you enough to give ya account back?

I can blag most things, but Yahell are proving a bit tricky ;)

Asking in CE because thats where most of the offenders live ;)

Answer 1

OK, we can try this approach................

1.... try to be nice.

2.... be succinct.

3.... explain why on this occasion you were actually misunderstood.

I am fully aware that the above is totally alien to you, perhaps a few lessons in diplomacy (or at least English) might help.

If all else fails .......... add the above to this ...............................

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/answers...

Any problems email me for instructions.

Answer 2

I'm British, my first account was suspended.

I haven't been able to get it back!

This is my second account

Answer 3

be nice and polite to start off with something like

dear **** in charge of yahoo,

then continue all nice like

some utter **** hit the report button on my question. the person who did it is a humourless ****.

put my question back up or I'll come around your offices with a few hard lads armed with lead pipes to sort you lot out.

make sure you end on an upbeat note

like you've got a lovely family - be a shame if something happened to them, know what i mean?

your faithfully etc.

Answer 4

get ur t!ts out ! lol x

Answer 5

erm, most people would say they didnt breach guidelines...in your case I think I'd just accept it and move on lol :)

Answer 6

I would ask your TA person, he did very well.

He may be able to give you some help.

Mega support arrived for him, also.

Answer 7

think of the most illogic approach and try that...

but honestly they are mostly BOTS and don't really read your responses--mostly they screen for content and then send a generic text reply...

i think this is because they are incapable of reading with comprehension so they use BOTS

the exception is if you are a TOP contributor..then you get to break ALL the rules with impunity

Answer 8

"aw but i didn't do nuffin wrong mr yapoo"

Doesn't work for me but it's worth a go!