What is the best way to cheat on your husband?

Question

I have to have s*x and him not giving it up is a major issue for me. He needs to serve me well or someone else will.

Answer 1

sit him in front of the tv with a meatball sub and have fun! he wont even notice your gone!

Answer 2

Cheating will only make things worse. Communicate with your husband and try to work things out. Otherwise at least have enough respect for him to get a divorce.

Answer 3

I would say the best way is to not cheat on him.  You wouldn't want him to cheat on you so don't do it to him.  This is a terrible question to ask and it is also against the ten commandments.  If s*x is so important to you that you are willing to jeopardize your marriage you need to get help.  Your husband shouldn't have to face the risk of an std because you want to be greedy.  

Answer 4

Cheating isn't the answer.

Divorce the guy before starting another relationship.

Answer 5

Woman have you not heard of Mr. Buzz, research has shown that masturbation is even more pleasurable than s*x with a partner.

Answer 6

You need to spare your husband and divorce him. I see your vows mean nothing to you, but that doesn't mean that they mean nothing to him. You don't deserve him, and he doesn't deserve being treated like sh*t. I find it pathetic that anyone would even think there is a "best way to cheat", because there isn't. It's disgusting.

Answer 7

Sorry,

I just don't understand your husband!  I can't get enough s*x and have NEVER turned my wife down!  (on the other hand she turns me down 90% of the time)  

Answer 8

how about not cheating at all, if its that serious tell him you want a divorce due to the lack of s*x

Answer 9

Don't let those rightous people/answer's get to you. I would like to see what they would do if their spouse cut them off of s*x.

I'm in the same situation and for me, it's been sexless for years. I finally come to terms that I don't want to go for the rest of my life without s*x and advertised ( www.craigslist.com) for a lady in the same situation (just like you) who wants a one person lover on the side with no strings attached and do not want to leave their spouse.

I was shocked at the number of married women who were in a sexless marriage and found my ad attractive enough to reply (just to think they were looking in the "casual acquaintance" pesonals was something.

I communicated with them until I found one lady and it was sad the stories I heard.

You are not alone and the lover I chose was the right one. Both of us has some zing back in our lives and can tolerate the boredom of home life a lot better. I no longer have to make love to the palm sisters and feel guilt about it . . . l know it's cheating but before I went into the affair, I gave my wife a chance by doing every romantic trick in the book to get her to lighten up and have some passionate love making.

I'm a firm believer that no means no and I could not accept my woman to lay there waiting for me to finish . . that won't happen in my life. It has to be reciprocal or nothing.

To answer your question depends on your circumstances regarding freedom to meet someone and travelling.  The most important is to find someone who is like you and has as much to lose as you do. Probabilities would be a married man. You have to be careful of all the other factors which I'm sure you are aware ie: safe s*x etc.

You can also find a younger lover who has his own place and can host.

A place you can find this is on www.craigslist.com

- slide the mouse to the right side of the screen and find your city

- click on personels and then on casual acquaintances

- for search you can type in M4W  (men for women)

Good luck and too bad we don't know how close we live together.

Answer 10

Communicate your needs and feelings. If he wont or you cant communicate get a divorce and do what you want.  

Answer 11

If you really want to be so self centred, then leave him first. It's much kinder in the long run.

Answer 12

i told you I would be glad to serve you up have you as my main course and my desert.  You know I think you should email me and we should chat my email is [e-mail]

Answer 13

Well, if you are going to move on, and by cheating you are moving on.  Let him go, it's apparent you are not happy with him or you would not consider this.  Not to mention, by cheating you are putting him at risk without him even knowing  (I mean std's and such).  Even with protection it's still wrong.  

Maybe, he's not having s*x with you because he thinks you might already be cheating.  This question tells me you might be giving that impression already.    

Answer 14

There is no "best" way.

If you want to find someone else, have the decency to divorce your husband first.

Answer 15

Then get a divorce.  Why lower yourself to the standard of a cheater?  Is he just giving you a hard time, or could he have prostate trouble, or be very tired from working so hard.

You took vows, and you need to consider that what you are planning to do is wrong, and you will feel guilty, and possibly get caught.

Answer 16

Get a friend with benefits.  Make sure he is married and has more to lose than you do, and isn't someone who will suggest leaving his wife for you, or might call your husband and dime you out.

Or why not leave your husband?  Cheating is a lot to conceal and really not worth it in the end.  It gets boring after a while anyway.

Answer 17

don't cheat be honest and just get a divorce...or try to talk it out

Answer 18

Unbelievable! There is no good way to cheat. There is a reason he is not giving you as much s*x as you want. You should find out what that reason is and change things. You do realize that you are saying that s*x is more important than commitment, right? God help us all!

Answer 19

Hey, you're a free, grown up adult woman. You want to turn yourself into a dirty w***e, that's your business.

Answer 20

hmmmmmm there is no best way.

if you are going to leave him do it, or else just m********e, yourself is always better, plus it wont hurt him.

Answer 21

buy some batteries