What is the best way to clean a mattress that someone died on and bled all over?

Question

What is the best way to clean a mattress that someone died on and bled all over?

Answer 1

I would throw that away...

but i guess you can try bleach.

Answer 2

That infomercial guy thats had a beard since he was 13 says to use

Oxy Clean...it gets rid of all stains, including blood! Or buy a steamer...

Answer 3

I knew this was you.

Call in one of those crime scene clean up places.  They know how to get the stains out of everything.

Plus, you won't scuff up your manicure by trying to scrub off the blood yourself.

Answer 4

Set it on fire and hope a new mattress sprouts up in it's place.

Answer 5

why would you want to clean it? sleep on it anyway.  

Answer 6

You finally found out where your husband was hiding the knives, didn't you? I can help you out with an alibi, but that's about it.

Answer 7

5 parts Hydrocloric acid, 3 parts Clorox bleach, and 2 parts urine of a virginal goat from Sweden.

<----------- works for Merry Maids

*cries*

Answer 8

Burn it...Love honey

Answer 9

rude corpses, didn't I tell you not kill women while they are menstruating....

regular cleaners won't do it, you will need a Vapor dry, loaded with holy water.

Answer 10

Gasoline and a match.

Answer 11

Just put a mattress pillow top cover over it.  You'll still be able to smell it when you sleep and it will give you the most pleasant dreams.

Answer 12

try napisan,its great,but you will need a huge nappy bucket!

and use ferbreeze to get rid of the smell of death.

Answer 13

Don't clean it. Sell it at a yard sale. Just say proceeds go to homeless puppies.

Answer 14

ewwwwwww. throw it away.

Answer 15

I use Oxyclean you can't even tell i have buckets and buckets of it

Answer 16

Just  let it dry and cover it up. Around Halloween time you can uncover it put a few scary decorations up, put a haunted house sign up and charge admission to kids. Voila! It's a win, win situation! Fun for the kiddies and extra spending cash for you!

Answer 17

I think you might be able to take a cue from the tattoo world here.

What does one do with a tattoo of a Chinese character that translates to "insert here?"  You add to the design, match the color and modify it to something of your liking.

See if you can go with a Victorian Paisley, or a Victorian Botanical pattern, in crimson and perhaps black or rose.

Answer 18

Bless it by having s*x on it and spilling "juice" all over it. Lol.

Answer 19

Load it onto a truck and take it back to the Mattress Store and point to the tag that says "Lifetime Warranty." No need to bother cleaning that ol thing when you can get a brand-spankin' new one!

Aren't ya glad ya got friends like me to offer a helpin' hand?

Answer 20

hey has anyone thought of this could be someone asking how to cover up a crime scence here, so they dont get caught??? Get a clue people, call & turn yourself in now dude!!!

How do we not know that the person asking us this hasnt murdered someone???  And has come on here asking us how to cover up a crime here???

Answer 21

Just seal it in plastic and keep it. Great conversation starter.

Answer 22

Buy a new one.

Answer 23

a week of sleeping on it should do the trick... the natural oils from your skin are the best cleanser... and the dandruff from your hair acts as a great exfoliant...

Answer 24

would you like me to help you dump the "trash"?

bleach gets rid of it

Answer 25

Nah .... don't hide it .... celebrate it.

but it in a huge picture frame and hang in

a reputable Museum of Modern Art, calling the piece

"Death of P&S - They got us while we slept"

Name one of the droplets after me, thanks

Answer 26

I'm not sure.

Try asking the next telemarketer that phones.

Answer 27

Sop it up with hot dog buns.

Answer 28

I'm unsure why you would want to clean that up.  Some people pay extra for that kind of thing.

Answer 29

Hydrogen peroxide is really good at removing blood stains- oooh... fizzy.

Answer 30

With a little bit of elbow grease and a whole lot of love.

Answer 31

A lighter.

K-MAC said "Hooray for everything." I really don't want to live anymore.