What is the best way to eat hamburger without messing yourself?

Question

What is the best way to eat hamburger without messing yourself?

Answer 1

Chop stix?

Answer 2

do u realy eat out that much to be asking that question i hate burgers there diedly how about geting a smaller buger i guess

Answer 3

you can shove it up your ***

Answer 4

wear a bib

Answer 5

Apply the  ketchup to the top bun; apply the mustard to the bottom bun.  Do not put more than one condiment on either bun section unless you use very small amounts.

Lean forward when biting into your burger.

Edit:  Oh, Mrs. Reznor was first to suggest 'lean forward,' and I agree.

Answer 6

ya lean forward. i shood dp dat 2.

Answer 7

pray to allah, like Barack hussein osama bin obama does.

Allah achbar

allah achbar

allah achbar

Answer 8

Why would someone mess themselves when they eat a hamburger - you should see your doctor or buy Depends adult underthings

Answer 9

Eating any type of burger, sometimes is a messy business. lol  Well, just eat it slowly from one end to the other. Don't forget to chew it properly too. And you need a drink to wash it down. lol

Enjoy your hamburger.

Answer 10

wrap a napkin around it.

Answer 11

Keep the wrapper on it and only unwrap enough so you take bites of it, unwrap as you go. If anything falls off it will stay in the wrapper not in your lap. To be extra careful place napkins on the table and your lap anyway. Just don't eat the wrapper, even though most taste better and have more fibre than the burgers.

You could also go easy on the condiments such as mayo and ketchup and try not to squeeze the burger too much so it runs out.

Answer 12

I learned from my old Chinese friend to hold a sandwich cupped inside my hand. Pick up the burger with your hand on one side, and flip the other side of it up. The mess runs down and is caught in your palm.

Answer 13

Cut it into pieces. Hah i do that! Lame, i know..

Answer 14

cut it in 1/2 less messy

Answer 15

Wrap a napkin around it and don't overuse condiments.

Answer 16

knife and fork

Answer 17

Wear a diaper.

Answer 18

lean forward over your plate

Answer 19

What is the best way to answer a question that doesn't make sense?

Answer 20

tuck a napkin into your collar,or neck of your shirt.  I have to, always end up wearing my lunch

Answer 21

Squeeze the thing then make it fit in your mouth

Answer 22

use a napkin and eat on a table

Answer 23

not eating so fast

Answer 24

Away from me.