What is the best way to get revenge on a nosey neighbor who is calling my association on me for everything?

Question

I live in a condo and I have one neighbor that who calls the association on our whole block for very minor infractions. What is the best way to get revenge?

Answer 1

Revenge is nothing to toy with. If you want true revenge, you must do something that will make them never cross you again. Torture is the best method. I say you tie him to a chair, place his feet in a bucket of water, and run a small electrical current through his body. Not enough to kill him or do any serious damage to him body, but enough to make him feel pain... And prolong this torture through out a few days. He'll remain silent after that.

Answer 2

Just behave yourselves. It will drive the nosy neighbor crazy if they have nothing to complain about.

Answer 3

Stop breaking the rules.  Pretty simple, really.

Answer 4

I'm guessing that your association is already tired of hearing from your neighbor.  I recommend throwing a little block party and be sure to NOT invite your neighbor.  Maybe they'll get the hint.

Answer 5

Flaming bag of p**p on his doorstep.

Answer 6

Obviously a very sad, bitter, unhappy person with nothing better to do. If you think you can stand it, I would confront your neighbor directly and ask what the problem is, and see if you can talk it out. If you can't do that, write a letter to the association, cc to the neighbor, and explain your side of it. At least it will be on record that you tried to be civil and show good faith.

Best wishes.  

Answer 7

Get the entire block to send a petition around citing "invasion of privacy" by the squealer asking for removal in the best interest of the community and leave the completed form in his mailbox.....