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What is the best way to ride a hippo?

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What do I use for a harness, and how do I keep the fat thing from eating me?

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Their mouth opens 150 degrees. It would be difficult to avoid being killed.
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On a merry-go-round. Real hippos are nasty.
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Bareback. With spurs. Very long, very sharp spurs. And they should make a LOT of racket... No really...
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A. Don't even try.

B. you would have to have some serious inside connections. like owning a zoo or knowing a sweet owner. then you would need to find a very human loving one probably raised at the zoo or whatever and go from there.

C. Don't even try

D. awesome dream =)
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why is this in the reptile section
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Carefully!
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Heres how....

1. You DONT

2. Cuz u wil die

#. the fat thing will eat you

4. DONT DONT DONT DONT DONT

hAVE A NICE RIDE
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