What is the best way to start smoking cigarettes? Seriously?

Question

I don't want to hear smoking is bad and all that scientific gobbledeegook. i've heard it all before. It's just i bought some shares of Altria and the stock is stagnant. I'd like to do my part and boost/stimulate the market.

Answer 1

buy a pack,

pack it,

open it,

light it,

smoke it.

if you have any smoker friends theyll teach you...

Answer 2

Even so, smoking is seriously bad for your health. Lots of people die from it all the time.

Answer 3

stupid to even start

Answer 4

wow those people must have ot read the whole question.  It's not hard, just put it in and light up, if you are wondering how to smoke and get addicted just smokw when you are stressed or after anything really good luck

Answer 5

stick it in light it up

Answer 6

Step 1:  Buy a pack of Marlboro.  What the hey, buy a carton.

Step 2:  Inhale deeply of the rich aromatic smoke

Step 3:  Repeat steps 1 and 2

This should put Phillip Morris back on the map.  You will see a dramatic increase in your dividends - guaranteed.

Answer 7

What about not smoking at all, you'll feel better !

Answer 8

Just start off smoking 1-2 cigarettes a day, then go to 3-4, 5-6, etc.

Answer 9

ur an idiot...so many people die a year from smoking and getting cancer

Answer 10

Best way? When has it ever been hard to start smoking cigarettes? It's the stopping part that's hard.

Answer 11

The best way to start is to start inhaling right away. At first it makes you want to cough, so you take small puffs, inhale them, and try as hard as you can not to cough. After just a few inhales, you won't need to cough anymore. Then you work on getting a tolerance to the nicotine. (The dip will help, and yes, you can smoke and dip at the same time.) After you smoke for a few minutes you will start to feel dizzy. When this happens, stop smoking until the feeling passes, then do it again and again until you can smoke a whole cigarette without getting dizzy. Then you can work on smoking several in a row.

Good luck!

Answer 12

Maybe the stock is stagnant because the users of its product are dying?  Let me know what casket you're going to use so I can buy stock in that company.  (That's called futures trading.)

I was going to say what a lame reason to start smoking but then there is no GOOD reason to start smoking.  So you're investing in a company dedicated to killing people?  Maybe Al Queda sells stock too?

Answer 13

Go through the following before starting smoking-

Smoking the lesser known facts

• Smokers in their 40's have as many facial wrinkles as non-smokers in their 60's.

• In Britain, one person is diagnosed with lung cancer - the cancer most commonly associated with smoking every 15 minutes.

• 114,000 people die every year from smoking. That's 312 every day.

• Smoking gives you yellow teeth, bad breath and hollow cheeks from repeated sucking on cigarettes.

• Around half of all regular smokers will eventually be killed by their habit.

• Female smokers have a 30 per sent lower fertility rate than non smokers.

• Male smokers are 50 per cent more likely to be impotent.

• Around 450 children start smoking every day.

• Men who smoke around their pregnant partner can significantly harm their unborn child.

• Women who smoke and take the contraceptive pill are 10 times higher in smokers than non-smokers.

• From brittle hair to stomach ulcer and problems with conception, the effects of smoking are numerous and often deadly.

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