What is the best way to tell a good friend to grow two more inches or get the h**l out of your life?

Question

What is the best way to tell a good friend to grow two more inches or get the h**l out of your life?

Answer 1

say it with gusto

Answer 2

What?  How are you a level 5 and asking questions as ridiculous as this?

Answer 3

No offense, but you sound pretty shallow.  Then again, most people are shallow to some extent, so perhaps I'm not the one to judge.

In short, I don't think there is a nice way to say this.

Answer 4

Be honest, tell them to grow up.

Answer 5

What are you talking about?

Answer 6

Are you asking about height, or... down there? If it's height I'm afraid there's not much he can do but wear platforms, but if you're talking about the other thing you could suggest those male enhancement pills. :\

Answer 7

Just slip them some of those blue pills, and you won't even have to confront them

Answer 8

Which part exactly are you asking him to grow two more inches?  I susect your avatar photo might do the trick.

Answer 9

Umm a person can't "grow" 2 more inches.

If you mean it in a psychological sense just stop beating around the bush and say it/ask it/tell it in plain english.

Based on key words in the question--It doesn't sound  that this is really a good friendship anyway.