What is the best way to tell a total stranger's child that there is no Santa Claus?

Question

This would be a complete stranger's kid, so it needs to be as brief and succinct as possible. This would probably happen in a public place.

Answer 1

Sneak him some Richard Dawkins books.

Answer 2

"What is the best way to tell a total stranger's child that there is no Santa Claus? This would be a complete stranger's kid, " . . .

Since santa is a traditional ilussion, let them find out like the rest of us

did, once they grow up, besides i realy would'nt find being carted off in

hand cuffs for sneezing in the direction of a strangers child, let alone

approaching a strangers child, much of a pleasant experience, either

in an open or closed enviroment, what with all the cameras, could

realy make for an accidental, open and shut case, all because of a fat

man in a red suit, yeh right, Fat chance . . .

Answer 3

Why do you want to do that, can you prove that he doesn't exist. You could be lying to the child.

Answer 4

Write it on a candy cane so the truth shall be fed to the brain.

Be sure to bring along your polar bear and offer a coke.

Answer 5

dont ...it isnt your concern..