What is the biggest k**b you have held in the kitchen?

Question

mine has to of been a rather large pan handle

Answer 1

I have a love for a creamy butter dish,so i need a big k**b to play about with,as it can be a bit messy on my hands ,i prefer it to melt in my mouth ,as it gets slippy.

Answer 2

lmao v funny!

Answer 3

I knew a barmaid once, worked behind the bar of my local- she pulled the wrong k**b and got stout.

Geddit?

Answer 4

Mine was a newspaper with a picture of Gordon Brown on the front.

Answer 5

Never held you yet.

Answer 6

Last Tuesday's one, when Mrs Kimble was putting her smalls on the line. It beat all previous records.

Answer 7

my ex's one. He beats your pan handle, trust me.

Answer 8

The voltage control k**b on a variac transformer (5 inches diameter)..