What is the cheapest way to get from kansas usa to melbourne vic aus?

Question

What is the cheapest way to get from kansas usa to melbourne vic aus?

Answer 1

on a boat

Answer 2

Probably take the bus to Los Angeles, then fly. I see that Air New Zealand has round trips from Los Angeles for under $1400.

Answer 3

i live in melbourne

dont bother (y)

Answer 4

Cheapest way would be walking; although the trek across the Bering Strait in the middle of winter can be more than a little treacherous.  And you'll need to take special care kayaking down through the Indonesian archipelago.  The pirates are a real problem.  LOL

Realistically, the "cheapest" way to get from Kansas to Melbourne (AUS) would be to join Cunard (or one of the other major shipping lines), and work your way across the Pacific on board the Queen Mary II.  The bonus is that Cunard will pay you for the trip.