What is the cheesiest Kung Fu movie you have ever seen?

Question

i'll let you guys vote on this one. Even though i like Kung Pow, i cant stand to much cheesyness.

Answer 1

Any thing by Jackie Chan...

Answer 2

The Last Dragon

Answer 3

the forbidden kingdom

Answer 4

Kung Fu Killer 1.  It has David Carradine in it.    But then, I like cheesy kungfu movies.

Answer 5

Gymkata - was that absolute worst!

ETD.

Answer 6

The Karate Kid. Well, I love this film for its unintentional comedy factor and the fact that the former chef from Happy Days beats the **** out of a pack of bullies, but let's face it, this film is cheese with a giant capital "C."

Answer 7

There is strong competition here. "Bruce Lee in New Guinea" has the most unintentional humor, I suppose. Ho Chung-Tao as Bruce Li is quite a parody of a skillful martial artist, and his fight with men in gorilla suits is really hilarious. The scene in which witch doctor Lo Leih injects snake venom into him, and he staggers clumsily away is good too...but he staggers clumsily through the whole movie. The plot is worse than my 7 year old nephew would write. Of course nude scenes of s**y gals Lei Dan-Na and Lin Yang-Yang are well worth seeing.

Answer 8

"No Retreat, No Surrender" is on top of my list of Cheesy martial arts movies....next to The Matrix

Answer 9

first i disagree with jim. im a big fan of cynthia rothrock. and there are two many to count. my favorite movie though is SHE SHOOTS STRAIGHT. it has the greast female fight sceen ever filmed!!!!!!

Answer 10

karate kid is not a "kung fu" movie, but it is the cheesiest martial arts movie there is.

well except for brazillian brawl but that movie is just so cheesy its funny.

other than that any steven segal or claude van damme movie, or those atrocious american ninja movies from the 80's- or any ninja movie from the 80's.

gymkata is pretty bad too, but like brazillian brawl it is so cheesy its funny- especially after some drinks.

Answer 11

Yo, I saw "Hercules vs. Karate" on the late late late show one night.  Had to turn it off after 20 minutes.   There was this scene in a restaurant where Hercules, a guy with less personality than Sylvester  Stallone and his little annoying friend beat up this whole wrestling team.  There's a part where he's punching out 3 or 4 of them at the same time and one of their buddies stumbles across the front of the frame and he's got a huge loaf of Italian bread stuffed down his throat and he can't get it out.

Answer 12

"Hercules vs. Karate."  Italian.  The absolute worst.

Answer 13

"Undefeatable"

Yes Kung-Pow was cheesy but then again it was made to be cheesy, so it's OK. But when a movie takes itself seriously and ends up cheesy, then its like Kraft cheesy.

This is a clip from Undefeatable, you'll see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7X...

It ain't easy being cheesy.

Answer 14

I think legend of the drunken master got pretty cheesy.