What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? ?

Question

What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

Answer 1

i say a nosebleed.  a runny nose.  that bladder problem old ppl have

Answer 2

Your salary, obviously. Mind you, a woman does happen to skip a period or two, it doesn't always mean she's in trouble - simply could mean her cycle is irregular.

Answer 3

A nuclear holocaust. lol

Answer 4

That feeling you get right before you have diarrhea....

But it doesn't go away for an hour. (assuming you take some medicine for your cramps)

Try to imagine that!

Answer 5

Salary.....

Answer 6

A pimple!!