What is the conclusion? Are chinese now black?

Question

What is the conclusion? Are chinese now black?

Answer 1

Coloureds - which is fine with me I would rather have a China Man working for me than an incompetent seat warming - traditional AA candidate!!!

Answer 2

Jip, so basically as long as you are not white, you are good to go. Or rather, if you are white, you have to go...

Answer 3

No , they are now coloureds:

PRETORIA. The South African government has defended Labour Minister Membathisi Mdladlana, saying his comments about Chinese citizens did not reflect that he was racist but rather that he was "medically an imbecile". It conceded that Mdladlana had been "completely unhinged" since well before he declared Zimbabwe's 2005 election to be free and fair.

This week Mdladlana raised the ire of opposition parties and human rights bodies by demanding Chinese citizens stop speaking Chinese now that they have been reclassified as coloured.

The minister was widely quoted in the press as saying, "They can speak Chinese, of course, in their homes. I have absolutely no difficulty with that. But when we visit them, they must also remember that they are now coloureds. What I know is that coloureds don't speak Chinese."

Speaking to journalists at the Union Buildings, government spokesman Bokkom Kiewiets said that Mdladlana could not be blamed for any racial stereotyping, as he had "the mental capacity of a golden retriever".

"He understands all sorts of commands," said Kiewiets. "'Sit!', 'Stay!', 'Roll over', 'Don't criticize Mugabe!'. That sort of thing.

"Where he runs into trouble is when he has to make reasoned judgements about things like racial classification, linguistic trends, tying his shoelaces, or touching his fingertip to his nose with one eye shut."

He said Mdladlana's stint as leader of South Africa's election observer mission to Zimbabwe in 2005 had convinced the government that Mdladlana was "not the sharpest tool in the shed", but that this had not been a problem as "Cabinet was pretty much full of blunt tools, and we needed someone in a suit with wet cement between the ears to rubber-stamp the whole thing for Comrade Robert".

He added Mdladlana would not be available to answer the media's questions as he was busy having apple-sauce sponged off his bib, and was then scheduled to be bathed by the Speaker of Parliament, powdered by his Director-General, and put to bed by the National Executive Committee.

Meanwhile a delegation of Chinese-speaking coloureds has demanded an apology from the minister.

"If Mdladlana wants to deal in stereotypes, we'll give him a stereotype," said the delegation's spokesman, Denzil February-Wang, of Shanghai Villas, Lotus River.

According to February-Wang, his study group had intended to spend this week in Confucian contemplation, with a short time out to take their grannies to the salon.

"But if he wants to come with this whole 'coloureds are such-and-such' plak, we'll be happy to pick him up in a pimped-out Ford Cortina with wild horses airbrushed on the bonnet, threaten to stab him, blow tik smoke up his nose, bite him with a gold tooth, take him to church with Mommy and Granny, then watch a Manchester United game on Granny's television, and then threaten to stab him again."

Answer 4

FK I hate it when I have to agree wit EMJAY and give him a thumbs up, it is going to upset me for the rest of the night.

Answer 5

Yip, they are! Find it pretty hard to accept that they are classed as previously disadvantaged when most of them are very wealthy business owners!

Answer 6

chinnese are fine with it and blacks so no problem.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tPnq_YTEUQ...

if u look at this vid this black guy (kayav) is happy with it and shows it to the whole world. but wen you look at the white boys vid he is jealous. so white people dont want us to unite agsinst  them or something.

Answer 7

The Chinese are black...haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa, the Chinese are black.... ( howl of laughter). The Chinese are probably the most racist people on Earth along with other oriental nations, they regard Europeans as hairy, round-eyed, ghost barbarians and regard us with contempt and as for black Africans, well they may as well be monkeys. It saddens me to say this but I have a lot to do with oriental people in my job here in London and my boss is Japanese, I can assure you that the idea of them being "black" is just so ridiculous that they would laugh in your face if you even suggested it.  

China is the Middle Kingdom between Heaven and Earth, the Wall was built to keep the barbarians out.

Japan is the Home of the Sun, no foreigner was allowed to set foot on the sacred shore of Japan for 300 years.

Please allow me to continue laughing....

kuroiyatsu - Japanese for n-i-g-g-e-r

hēi guǐ - Chinese for n-i-g-g-e-r

Try this link too

http://www.snopes.com/racial/business/so...

As recently as 2007, a black household in Canada took delivery of a chocolate-brown leather sofa manufactured in China. To their surprise and dismay, the label on the sofa listed the item's color as "****** Brown." In fact, "******" remains common in China today as a descriptor of a dark shade of brown.

Now, the Chinese are black eh.... (continues laughing)

Answer 8

I want to be be black too, I have some Zimbabwe blood in me.

And what about portugese & greek? can they qualify?

Answer 9

Ohhh ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

The only reason why they now what to be black is so that they don't get involved with Uhuru! They themselves are so racist! Look at all the stuff with Darfur!

Chinese are bloody Chinese end of story!

lmfao!!!! I have stitches!!

Answer 10

yes, saw something about it in the news last week