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What is the coolest reaction to direct rudeness from a handicapped person on public transportation?

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I commute every day on the train. At the front of each train is a section for the handicapped.

This morning I sat near that section. At the next stop, a bunch of hippies got on. One half-naked hippie sat next to me, and the others actually climbed over a couple wheelchairs so they could occupy the handicapped seats.

The hippie near me was conversing with another hippie in the handicapped section: "I hate those no-shirt, no-shoes rules! I like not wearing a shirt."

One wheelchair guy jumped in and said, "Well, there's a good reason for it ..." I was beaming at him because those hippies harass people in front of my office. Then, he continued: "You wouldn't want to see fat people walking around without shirts, would you?" He looked directly at me and said, "No offense."

Well, up till then, I was on his side. But then he decided to call me, a stranger, fat. I kept smiling at him, but what would have been the most devastating, coolest response?

(Detail: I am, actually, sorta fat.)

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  1. I often use humor to deflect such comments, and pretend it doesn't bother me. I would have pulled a fat b*****d impersonation, rubbed my chest and said "You just can't handle this cuz I'm dead s**y".

    But that is usually only if I actually like a person, and I want to smoothe it over forget it and move on.

    If I don't like them and I'm mad, I just give an awkward long pause while I stare at them and say absolutely nothing until they squirm.

    Its almost evil, but I like doing that.

    On rare occasions, I just show pity and teach them some social skills by being direct. "It is rude to talk about other people's weight".


  2. Maybe something like, "My weight is my handicap, and not your problem."

  3. I applaud you.I wouldn't have been able to stay that calm.

  4. Hes not acting like a physicaly disabled person, he wants some, so give him some. Its all about convenience, when they open their mouth, they are not handicaped; but when they need help they are... oh gee.

  5. "Oh yeah? Try walking a mile in my shoes, buddy."

  6. Hahaha that is such a funny story!  I can just imagine what you were thinking, being on his side and then 'hold up, did you just say what I think you said?!?!'....I really don't know what you could have said to be honest!  Oh, and are you sure those hippies weren't just actually chavs???

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