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What is the corniest, goofiest, funniest thing someone has said to you during s*x?

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"Sorry, some days it just goes "PHING!" and others it just doesn't do anything." in reference to erection. Laughed so hard I pushed him out.
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"Mr Columbus (in reference to his p***s) is having a hard time navigating "
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my d**k feels like corn
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What,s your name.
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She passed gas and giggled, and said, "oooh! front got so happy, back had to whisle about it!

Cracked me up. Had to start all over.
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Come here often??
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ooooooooook
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"I'm going to eat your ear..."

That was one serious WTF statement.
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"Your ****'s bigger than your brothers!"
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don't come yet.
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Who's your Daddy?...Ok, I made that up but can you imagine someone bringing up your parents at a time like that?
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Have you ever use your legs for ear muffs.
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