What is the correct approach when mounting a surly Camel?

Question

What is the correct approach when mounting a surly Camel?

Answer 1

Sing "My Humps" by Fergie

Answer 2

create a diversion

Answer 3

Do so with extreme caution. You wouldn't want to lose anything over a silly ride.

Answer 4

does everything you say have some form of sexual innuendo to it?

You seriously make me laugh!

Answer 5

Start at the toe and work your way up.

Answer 6

free run up and off the side of a pyramid and take him by surprise

Answer 7

give it a slap first  

Answer 8

as if you dont already know,,

Answer 9

I would avoid them like the plague actually, a camel threw me off it.

Answer 10

Use a low trajectory and approach from the rear. Is it Ramadan already?

Answer 11

I find that a little soft music and a two by four between the eyes does wonders.

Answer 12

Be the first one to spit.

Answer 13

From the rear, grasping both humps. What is in it for you? Sand.