What is the correct etiquette for informing the Queen that she has parsley in her teeth?

Question

and a bogey hanging from her nose?

Answer 1

I would suggest making small gestures without anyone else notice it and inform her that she has something on something:D

Good luck with that!

Answer 2

I wouldn't perhaps bother her with it as she seems a bit lizard like anyway, have you seen the odd facial expressions she does?

OK look I don't do heirs and graces to parasites or anyone  I treat people with equal contempt, so I would perhaps just say nothing because it would be the wrong etiquette to embarrass anyone whoever they are (in public that is). That is my honest answer.



In private I would giggle and jape with them about it so they could laugh it off.

Answer 3

Write it to her, in a formal, no royal letter

Answer 4

"Pardon me, Your Majesty, but you need to examine your teeth and nose in a mirror."

Answer 5

I agree with Madness; you'll need to handle this ever so delicately. If you can right the situation without bringing it to the Queen's attention, you may find yourself handsomely rewarded. First, create a distraction. Drop a butter knife on one of the Corgi's paws. During the ensuing hysteria, while everyone is bent over attempting to console the creature, give the back of the Queen's head a firm whack. The offensive objects should dislodge promptly. The source of the harmless tap will be unknown, the corgi will be cheered by the two tasty tidbits lapped up from the floor, and the Queen's breath and respiration will improve immediately. No one will be the wiser, and as a bonus you will have an interesting story to share anonymously with the tabloids, for the right price.

Answer 6

Try the subliminal approach. Works for me, just very subtly motion towards your own nose. The good Lady will find herself checking her nose for Bogeys without realizing it was you that planted the idea in her head anyway.

Answer 7

Yo, Queen! Check a mirror!

Answer 8

You simply inform one of her advisors or aids,or even one of her bodyguards and they in turn will tell her.

Answer 9

have you had the problem of seeing this when you eat  with the queen?

Answer 10

do you think you'll be close enough to her to notice?  just ignore it someone else will tell her

Answer 11

well, you would be hard not to laugh at her, at this moment, but, excuse me your royal highness, could you please go look at the mirror

Answer 12

No need to tell her at all, Baby!  ***wink***

I'd just give her one of my dazzling smiles, being sure the light catches on my right sided gold eye-tooth just right.  Then she'd be overcome with lust and forget all royal protocol.  Then, I'd run my peasantly but passionate tongue down her throat and do her a big clean-up favor all in one luscious slurp!

Ha cha cha cha yer royal highnass!!!

Answer 13

You would speak to one of her handlers, who would take it from there

Answer 14

If not done by the chamberlain, Via word of mouth spread from the servant's common room.

p.s; Personally, i wouldn't dare humiliating the queen.

People used to get their heads lopped off for that.

Answer 15

If were you, i would just pretend it's NOT there, and when you talk to her, just look straight at her EYES and her EYES ONLY:O