What is the craziest thing you've ever been asked to do, on the job?

Question

What is the craziest errand you've ran or project you've been asked by your supervisor to complete? Weird, crazy, off the wall things you've been asked to do... on the job?

Answer 1

Pick up a dead body.  

Answer 2

in america gen. no peon- no sweeper so my boss asked me to clean the rest room before i go home. i being his sec. and so it was part of my job

Answer 3

When I worked at a library, part of the checklist of things I had to do before I closed the library was to make sure that each one of the toilets was flushed.  Apparently they had had problems with that before.

Answer 4

To troubleshoot VPN connectivity from the owner's wife's home in Jerusalem.  She told me a nearby car bomb had been "diffused" so I didn't think that was part of the problem.

After determining we had no dial tone, she said "I think it might have been another "D-Word"..., yeah...that's it."  she said "They DETONATED the bomb, they didn't diffuse it, and the whole building shook!!"