What is the defenition of burning Love?

Question

It's when you reach for the Vaseline and grab the Vicks instead!

Answer 1

Oh yeah

SteveC

Answer 2

Ha Ha, what about smoking after s*x?

Or reaching for the Chocolate body paint and grabbing the extra hot Nandos sauce instead.

Answer 3

When a girl is bouncing up and down on your d!ck so hard that it snaps your string (that little piece of skin holding the 4skin onto the helmet)

Also when your fu@king a girl on the beach in the masonry position, and with every stride, your balls are scooping sand into her f@nny.

Oh, and once I took a girl home for a fu@k, it was late and after going down on her for about 30 minutes, fu@ked her brains out then went to sleep. The next morning I woke up went for a p!iss and to my horror saw myself in the mirror with dry blood on my nose, up my nostrils, all over my chin and around my mouth. Aaaagh, I thought there was something fishy about her last night.

Answer 4

When you're to close to the fire.........

Answer 5

You and my light sabre in an enclosed space.

Answer 6

When you get muff-dived after he's eaten a chillie...