What is the differnce between e-mail & female ?

Question

What is the differnce between e-mail & female ?

Answer 1

BOTRH CATCH VIURES IMMEDIATELY

Answer 2

There is no difference, you stare at them both all day...

Answer 3

if you send any mail to another he cant feel bad called e-mail,but you say any thing to female she will reply you at that moment.

Answer 4

Emails are fun to read.  You can't read a female as long as you live. They are strange.

Answer 5

oh boy

e mail"s can be forwarded after reading to any one.

Once u  possess a female u can never forwarde it to any body or to any where  

Answer 6

A female has an extra e and a and i is missing compared to e-mail

Answer 7

Ar A gave the right answer

Answer 8

AASHIS .....plse u'r not 2 make fun of any 1 particular gender.....this'll hurt ...hm..I dunno the entire female community...SO BEWARE!

Answer 9

there is no difference..

You can't trust females nor e-mail.

Answer 10

no difference..v cnt trust any1...both may be used or forwarded b4  u r using dem ;-)

Answer 11

-u can not marry e mail .. but u do it with female

-e mail is instant.. female takes some time

-e mail liked by everyone, female wanted by only males  

Answer 12

Email is use for communication and female is use for enjoying

Answer 13

WELL FEMALES..............ACTUALLY THERES NOTHIN TO 'EM

Answer 14

THe only difference I see is that you can make LOVE  to  female but not to an e-mail.

Answer 15

Email even if you send to sombody else they stays at your sent mail box, but the female once sent will never turn up.

Answer 16

umm.. i dont really know. But im a female and i am actually very similar to an email.. i even have a spam box and instant messaging...

Answer 17

F OFF

Answer 18

If you don't know the diference I don't see children in your future!

Answer 19

if you are serious about the definition then

E-mail = Electronic mail , where mail is something , a text.. might contain pictures or movies nowadays , and you can read and watch .

Female = is the opposite s*x of male ... so if you a guy you are a male and if you are a women you are a female ,,

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if you mean it in the vocab way .. and pronounceation ... well .. e-mail is just missing an "F" to sound like Female

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Answer 20

Similarities:::

1) E-mails can be SPAM, so can be a female

2) E-mails are bulk, so are females (considering weight)

3) E-mails gives fun, so can females (if u are intelligent enough)

4) Emails can be attached with viruses, female herself is a virus

Differences:::

1) E-mails can be read, females can never be read (you never know what they want)

2) E-mails when received can be read and forwarded or can be put into trash BUT females once received can never be read, never be forwarded and can never be put into trash

3) You can block an e-mail, never try to block a female, she will crush you.

4) E-mail can give useful information, female can never give that.

5) E-mail can be transported through a cable, females need a truck or a heavy carrier.

6) E-mails don't pretend and are frank and clear, females are full of make up and can never be clear.

Answer 21

In 'e-mail' you get the chance to write your views and opinions and even ask any question to get an answer of; in case of a 'female' you don't stand any such chance, you only listen.

Answer 22

U CAN USE E-MAIL SERVICE WHNEVER U WANT IN OFFICE AT HOME IN TOILET IN BEDROOM AT ROAD...BUT U CANT USE FEMALE SERVICE EVERY WHERE...

Answer 23

put them both in ur spam folder so they ll never disturb u , n u can use them or delete them whenever u want . Because we know who wears pants ......