What is the dumbest fight you've had with your man lover?

Question

Mine told me I don't appreciate him and I only like him when I'm drunk. I told him that is such a lie! I also like him when he's sleeping, or when he's pantsless, or when he leaves to go to his house

Answer 1

Whoa h**l!  I don't know WHAT you've heard but I do not have nor have I ever had a man lover!  I could be all those things to you though....just sayin.

Answer 2

mine was who's going to drive. i clearly wasn't as drunk as him. then i puked on his shoes. so all the alcohol was gone. he seen things my way

Answer 3

Mine told me I only like him when I'm drunk, too.....but it's easier to imagine he's someone else that way. So it's not really that I like HIM more, so he shouldn't feel bad, I think.

Answer 4

why is it that I think of GCG when I see the phrase "man lover"?

Answer 5

lol thats funny.

one of the only fights i've had with my bf is when i was gonna make some grilled cheeses with the good cheese instead of the "cheese food" that has cheese listed as the 14th ingredient down. he got mad and threw a piece of cheddar.

last night though he get more upset than i've ever seen him but it was kinda sweet cause it was because i did something on accident that could have gotten me killed.

he was just afraid of loosing me : )

Answer 6

well I only like you when you're topless or passed out.  

Answer 7

this happened when i was married. I discovered the broomstick had dents/abrasions in it, as if someone had taken it and beat the c**p out of something. it was demolished and ruined. I questioned him about it, he denied any wrong doing. but our kids were 1 & 3, so it HAD to be him. so I bought another broom, and the same thing happened. to this day, i still dont know what he did to it.

i havent let him forget it either.

Answer 8

I fought with my woman when she wanted to cuddle after s*x.  I said, "But the elevator door is about to open shouldn't we put our pants on?"

Answer 9

Of all things my boyfriend got mad when I called him by my ex husband's name.  Hello I was with the man for over 15 years...and at that moment he was being anAss just like him.