What is the dumbest question anyone has asked you?

Question

What is the dumbest question anyone has asked you?

Answer 1

as a paramedic instructor I always tell my students that the only stupid question you can ask is the one you dont ask

Answer 2

do i think palin would make a good VP

Answer 3

do you the know the concepts of money?

that question gets on my nerves

Answer 4

Soo...which state is Canada in?  

Answer 5

Someone called me on my house phone and asked me if i was at home.

Answer 6

I was listening to my MP3 player & some guy asked me, "Do you like listening to music?"

Answer 7

When my grandma died I was standing at her coffin and someone came up to me and actually asked, "so how's she been doing lately?"   Duhhhh - I mean she's lying in a coffin how do you THINK she's been doing...but I didn't say that - I just said, "Well not very good".  (we did laugh about it later)

Answer 8

A woman asked me if England was North of Israel.

"If this is the curve of the Mediterranean, and this is Israel, England is HERE right?"

Of course, my angel, England is in Asia Minor.  Where else could it possibly be?

Answer 9

would you like a beer

Answer 10

HA!!!!! I was at Dip and Dots yeturday, and I had a gift card. This blonde had already given me my Ice cream. so i gave her the gift card, she turns back ot me and asks if i wanted to buy something with it- theres your sign

Answer 11

about jonas bros!

Answer 12

What is the dumbest question anyone has asked you?

Answer 13

What?

Answer 14

Well, I live in New York City and I get all sorts of stupid questions from turists. For instance, a lot of times, people get on a train, and then they ask me what train it is, but they are standing in front of the sign indicating what line the train is.

The other dumb questions people have asked me are:

"Are you a Yankees fan?" while I am wearing a Yankees hat and jersey.

"Do you like baseball?" while I am playing baseball with my friends.

"Do you like 80's music?" while I am listening to 80's music.

A tourists onced asked me "what is the capital of New York City and how do I get there"

Lastly, in the NYC subway system, one fare costs $2. So not too long ago, a guy told me he got a metrocard (its what we use to get through the turnstyle to pay the fare) with 8 dollars on the card itself, and then he asked me " How many rides can I get out of the card?" When he asked me that, my first thought is "if you can't divide 8 by 2, then how did this guy manage to find a job?"

Answer 15

do you eat? some girls have sharp claws i tell you.

Answer 16

Oh my dear – there is no such thing as a dumb question! And if I ever treated someone’s question as dumb or pointless then I would have no right to call myself the Queen of Rats.

Answer 17

"hahaha... wait.. what are knockers?"

my god. XD That girl is stupid.

Answer 18

well i'm a music teacher so i get a lot of stupid questions, but even more stupid answers.

"why did bach not write for saxophones?"

"why did only rich people have pianos?"

me "what instrument did we look at yesterday, primary one?..... it begins with s....."

small child "eskimo"

me "who's heard of louis armstrong? does anyone knoe what he played?"

stupid girl "is he not the one that went to the moon?"

Answer 19

If my mother had any kids that lived.

Answer 20

ha ha ha,i live in Alaska,and a tourist once asked what time they turn the northern lights on