What is the easiest way to immigrate to the USA from Australia?

Question

A friend of mine wants to immigrate to the USA from Australia and I do not know what is the best process for doing this without marrying a US citizen.

Answer 1

Easy way to come to the USA

Follow these steps

1 Fly to mexico

2 Run across the boarder

3 Have a baby in the USA

4 Sit back and put your life on cruise control

Answer 2

goto school and hire by a US company who will sponser him/her.

Answer 3

You could apply for some sort of scholar program if he is still in school maybe get into an exchange program. Or apply for a business visa and get a job over here. Im not exactly sure how it works anymore but your friends should probably vist the US embassy they would tell him the best way.

Answer 4

My advice to your friend is to stay put.  This place is a GD mess.

Answer 5

Tell him to Stay in Australia. It's better than the USA.

Answer 6

Row a boat to Cuba

then to Mexico

then cross assisted by Mexican coyotes into USA

then go to LAX

then go into a plane

then get off in Sydney and contact Mr. X

He will do the rest