What is the equation to find out a dudes d**k size using his shoe size??

Question

What is the equation to find out a dudes d**k size using his shoe size??

Answer 1

I agree more with what the second guy said than the first guy. Neither can be completely accurate.

Answer 2

There is none whatsoever.

Answer 3

i've heard three different formulas.

all from my boyfriend.

shoe size minus 2

length of tip of middle finger to end of the palm

or when he stretches his hand out its the length from pinky tip to thumb tip.

Answer 4

no, i believe it is to do with his hands..... specifically, the lenth between the tip of his mddle or pointer finger to the end of his palm

Answer 5

there's no correlation between the two, my shoe size is 8 1/2 and i'm 7 1/4"

Answer 6

there isn't one

Answer 7

i really dont think their is one.

cos this one boy ik, his d*ck size IS his shoe size.

but another guy friend of mine, his is like his shoe size minus 2.  

Answer 8

Use of your oral cavity will give you a more precise measurement.

Answer 9

Take his shoe size and subtract three. Whatever you get, is the answer in inches

Answer 10

d**k size is not proportional to foot size or vice versa.

Answer 11

Shawnay is WRONG.

According to his/her answer I have a 9.5 inch d**k.

And I'm about to be 14 tomorrow.

Answer 12

y = mx + b; that's a straight line, right? Let's see "b" is boob size of girlfriend, "m" is mouth, and "x" is, well..."x" marks the spot!

But seriously, I've never ever heard this before. I like the hand equation because it is close to mine. But shoe size, hmmmm. Try the hand size. I have a buddy that is size 13 and he has small p***s syndrome. No joke like the above. He's only 2 1/2", but he has money, so that increases his overall manhood size.

Go with the hand equation. Shoe size seems like Bigfoot for real.

Answer 13

Well I am making this up off the top of my head, but I think it works.  Step 1, take his shoe size, and subtract 4.  Step 2, using your own judgment, and rate on a scale of one to ten how cocky he is.  Average those two numbers and wallah!  You have how many inches his p***s is (give or take an inch)

Answer 14

Ok, see, I don't think that there is a correlation. Because I, apparently, according to everyone here, have a large p***s, (I was shocked) but my shoes are size 10. which is pretty small.

And if what the first guy is true about shoe size, then that means that the average shoe size is around size 9, which does not seem right.