What is the favorite donut that cops like?

Question

What is the favorite donut that cops like?

Answer 1

The next one!

Answer 2

I prefer big fat jelly donuts with a lot of white powdered sugar.  it's not that they taste so good, but it takes a real man to be able to eat one of those babies while driving a police cruiser wearing a blue uniform and not get any jelly smears or white sugar smudges on your shirt or pants.  And all this time you thought cops were not having any fun!

Answer 3

I guess my sense of humor isn't compatible with yours.

Answer 4

The best ones are sitting in the pot heads car that he just pulled over on the free way for speeding, and when he finds the joint the kid asks him "hey would you like some donuts"?  

I am pretty sure that he will take them, however he is going to take you and your hippie wanna be friends with you.

Now, as far as the list goes.

7 Eleven - they get free donuts there

Dunkin Donuts - Get some free donuts there, however most at a reduced rate such as 50%  but cofee is free.

Krispy Kreme - These gelatenous, fat filled inch pounders are definitely the traffic cops dream,  if your in the movies.

Man Donuts are eaten by cops just as much as they are regular people.  They arent eaten really all that much at all in the force for that matter. it is just a stereotype. Most of your police officers now days are good god fearing, healty eating, and organic food loving gestapo, that need energe for all that crime they are kicking around out there in the streets and beating with the night sticks when they dont want to get arrested.  It takes muscle stamina, and a good healthy breakfast to keep these streets under control.. Well also tasers and the military issued M4 Carbine (just to keep the neighborhood kids at bay).

So why dont you roll down your window as you bust a cloud from all that mary jane and ask one.

Answer 5

I generally don't like them but I do like the rare and hard to find German Chocolate Cake Doughnut!

Answer 6

They like the ones with he holes in them.