What is the first thing you'd said to God if you see him right now.

Question

What is the first thing you'd said to God if you see him right now.

Answer 1

.........you look funny.  

Answer 2

Dude...wtf!?

Answer 3

Can I have a hug?

Answer 4

Please tell me You didn't see that thing I just did.

Answer 5

I'm sorry.

Answer 6

i will say hi papa....how r u

Answer 7

well ill be surpised so ill say "HOLY c**p"

Answer 8

forgive me

Answer 9

Hi, God! It's so great to finally meet you!  

Answer 10

f*** you hypocrite.

Answer 11

ok,ok...done..no more sins...

Answer 12

I wouldn't say anything. I'll wait to see if  he would tell me what he surely knows that I NEED to know, perhaps even uconsciously to myself - if there is, that is.  

Answer 13

Could you please tell me what exactly you was thinking about when you created man?

Answer 14

Oops!

Answer 15

May I talk with you awhile?

Answer 16

Do you find the pathetic little whiners who ask you to explain yourself as amusing as I do?

Answer 17

This one time in band camp I....