What is the formula to find the height of Bigfoot from his footprint?

Question

I'm serious. . .

Answer 1

I did this once.  I took the Patterson film subjects height (80 inches), devided by her foot length (14.5 inches) and got 5.5.   If a bigfoot had a footprint of 20 inches (near the maximum credible), then it would be 99 inches tall or 8 foot 3 inches but since they tend to lean forward, it's actual height might be slightly less.  I also took my footprint and height and it was somewhat larger than the BF.  I compared my wife's as well and her's was nearly equal to mine.

Answer 2

You multiply the length of the foot by the width times the gullibility of the nitwit trying to figure it out.