What is the funniest, or worst diaper changing story ever?

Question

I was just wondering, I'll tell you mine!

I was babysitting a 2 1/2 year old named Mollie Ann, she had some milk and then went down for her nap. I went to wake her up, there was p**p everywhere in her crib. So I brought her to the changing table and then more gushed out her diaper was over flowing. I was shocked in a way, and she laughed like crazy. I took her into the bath tub for a bath . She jumped out and ran around the house shrieking with happyness and then I go caught her went and put her in a diaper and set her in the play pen in her room. I went to clean up her crib. I finnished and saw she pooped again. When the parents came home the said they forgot to tell me she gets the runs sometimes if she has milk. Boy was that an extreme diaper change. :)

Now you can tell me yours.

Answer 1

The funniest diaper change I've ever had to go through is when my daughter was about 1 1/2 yrs old she just finished her lunch and the

nurse was going to let me change her.And when I was going to change her she went p**p again before I could put a new diaper on her

Answer 2

I have two that my boyfriend and I found very hilarious.

First off our year old daughter was sitting in her stroller while my boyfriend and I were cleaning the pool out for her birthday party.  She was really quiet for a good five minutes and then started to cry and try to pull herself out of the stroller.  I thought that she wanted to get out and play in the grass, so I unbuckled her and brought my hand around to pull her out of the stroller.  She had pooped so much that it had went up the back of her diaper and was ALL over the stroller back, so when I stuck my hand in there all of my fingers were covered in baby p**p.  I had to get my boyfriend to help with her as I ran upstairs to get wipes and a new diaper.  He had to throw her shirt away from her since the entire shirt was full of p**p, we ended up just throwing it away it was so bad, and actually ran her to the hose since this was the middle of the summer so he could get all of the nasty p**p off of her back and butt.  It took a good number of wipes after that to clean her up, and since we can't take the fabric off the stroller we had to use tons of disinfecting wipes and the hose to clean that off too.

The other one happened just a few weeks ago.  She had been pushing hard so we thought she had a p**p so we went to change her diaper, but once we opened the diaper we realized there was nothing in there so we thought she was constipated or something.  We didn't remember to put her pants back on afterwards and let her go and play.  My boyfriend and I were talking outside about something while he smoked a cigarette, and our daughter stood by the door.  She's at the age where she can take her diaper off by herself, so within a minute the diaper was hanging half off of her body.  We thought it was funny until we realized that a few p**p balls had fallen onto the floor.  Our daughter just laughed as she stayed infront of the door so we couldn't open it up, and she insisted on bending down to pick them up (squishing them all between her fingers), and started to run from the door trying to put her p**p in her mouth (the most disguisting thing).  She ended up throwing the crumpled up ball on the carpet once daddy got to her, so I had to go around picking up small balls of p**p around while he had to take wipe after wipe to clean her hands and butt.  The sad thing is she knew she was doing something wrong and insisted on staying infront of the door taunting us with it...

Definitely two stinky situations.

Answer 3

when my daughter was like 3 months old she had bad runs it was every where it was coming out of the diaper! it was on her back and running down her legs ewww! then to make it worse when I went to change her she kept pooping so her changing table was a mess I had to give her a scrub down after that.

Answer 4

I brought my first son home from the hospital and didn't really know what being a mom was all about yet, you know he was still new and I was just learning anyways I set him down and smelt something funny. I pick him up and smelt him some more and realized the pooped. Now when a baby is a new born there p**p is very sticky and gross so being the new mom and not to sure of my self I pulled off the diper and that is when the nastyness started. First he peed in my face and all over the front of my shirt. Then I closed the diper and he pooped in it somemore. I waited for him to be done and started to clean him up. While I had the diper off and I pick up his but to make sure I had it all. I thought that I seen a peice still left on his back lifted him up and that is when the p**p shot out of him like a built and went right into my month. Oh I was so mad.

Answer 5

It was my FIRST time babysitting, and the little girl was getting over the flu ((I had already had it)) And, she had the runs!! She had pooped all over her crib, her self! So, I picked her up, and her mom usaly changes her on the floor, just on a pad, so I did that! She got p**p all over the carpet as well!!!!! AND me!! On my new jeans so!

Answer 6

Well, my son was like 3 days old and had to go to the doctor for his 2nd pku test and the doctor was checking him over and unfastened his diaper.  Well, it wouldn't stick back together so i put another diaper on him.  Well, as soon as I took the other diaper off, he started peeing and it shot up over his head, hit the wall behind him, and JUST missed his forehead!  I still laugh at that story til this day!  It was the funniest thing!  And me being a new mom and only 20 yrs old couldn't overlook the humor in it.  HILARIOUS!   And all the while, he was just laying there kicking and smiling like he knew what had happened.  He's 9yrs old now and asks me about that all the time and still laughs so hard when I tell him about that!