What is the funniest Nascar driver quote you’ve heard?

Question

What is the funniest Nascar driver quote you’ve heard?

Answer 1

If you ain't first, your last!!

Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights.................

I liked Jr's comment after his win...............You can write what you want, we won one!

Answer 2

When Dale Jr was describing how his car was running  and was comparing it to an old man. He said,

"It's like an old man... It will wake up for a little while and then go back to sleep".

Answer 3

Dale JR after his 5th Talladega win

"It don't mean s--- right now. Daddy's won here 10 times."

Answer 4

The incident at Dover when Tony Stewart took blame for the wreck with Sadler because he knew he shouldn't have been within a half a lap anywhere near him.  That one cracked me up good.

Answer 5

I got into him.. too bad it had to be JR... but I think he had a top 10 or maybe a top 3 car tonight maybe win or finish 2nd..( behind me.) ....

#18-- K.B. Richmond.. Crown Royal

Answer 6

Dale Earnhardt, 1999 Goodys 500 when he spun Terry Labonte..............." I didn't mean to wreck, i wanted to get him loose" as he was grinning.

Answer 7

One of my favorites is by Martin Truex Jr. from last year when he was doing so well. He was running up front battling Kurt & Kyle and they had his in-car audio on and he told his crew cheif "I feel like i'm in the forest, i'm surrounded by bushes" That line in itself is a classic.

Answer 8

Tony Stewart(he's got a ton of funny ones), about I believe it was Greg Biffle, "They name streets after guys like him, one way, dead end."

Kyle Petty at the Pocono 500, "uh guys you can put that fire out anytime now", Mr Montoya can I have your autograph?.

Answer 9

A little tidbit between Dale Jr. and his spotter:

Spotter: "How are the gauges looking, man?"

Dale Jr.: "Nice. They're round and silver and have little red needles in them."

Answer 10

"I got wrecked by a bug-eyed dummy."

Sterling Marlin after getting spun out by Greg Biffle at Watkins Glen, 2004.

Answer 11

"Second is just the first loser"

Stroker Ace.

And....

"SECOND SUCKS"

Also Stroker ace....

"Did you ever try driving with chicken feet?"

Again Stroker Ace..

(Can you tell I liked that movie???)

And I think it was Harry Gant talking about how he sold his cow to get a car. Something about the reporter asked "whats the cows name" and he replied that cows don't have names until 3 am or something..

LOL

Answer 12

I don't remember the exact words, but it was by Steven Wallace during a post-race interview after one of the Nationwide races where he and Kyle Busch had gotten tangled up--all I remember is him saying that Kyle was crying/acting like a little girl about the whole thing.

Or......the uncensored in-car mike in Michael Waltrip's car as he went sliding across the infield a couple years back--you could hear him saying f***................and it was all long and drawn out--it lasted the entire length/duration of his slide across the infield--lol

Answer 13

junior johnson talking about wearing a tux for the banquet, putting a tux on me is like putting an elevator in an outhouse.

Answer 14

"Take your time guys."

-Kyle Petty during the first Pocono race talking about the guys going to put out the fire on Juan Pablo's car. I may have misquoted but still that was funny. I also like:

"I got run over by a bug eyed dummy"-Sterling Marlin after Biffle wrecked him at Watkins Glen.