What is the funniest T-shirt or whatever with English phrases you have seen in Japan?

Question

On www.engrish.com, there are a bunch of pics of stuff written in non-sense/4-letter word English...

Have you actually seen T-shirt w/ wierd English phrase??

Oh, btw, according to www.engrish.com, a little boy was wearing T-shirt which said "Future F.A.G."

I dont know what "F.A.G." stands for in this case, but isn't that a little funny???

Answer 1

I was at Disney Sea and I saw a family of four and the father was wearing a T-shirt that said:

Who the f**k is Mick Jagger?

The shirt was impressive on it's own, even more so considering the location.

Answer 2

i saw a baby with a hat on that said F*CK YOU

the have a bunch of funny stuff like that

and just little things that make no sense lol

Answer 3

I think in the case of some t-shirts that the designers know exactly what they are doing. Maybe 25 years ago they could play dumb, but they should know better by now. Seems like some clothing designers have a very sophomoric sense of humor. For example, I saw a t-shirt that had a pic of a faucet w water pouring out. It said, "I have a big c*ck." I mean, come on, they knew exactly what they were saying.

On the other hand, in my town there is a building called the "As* Building." Carved in stone on the edifice it says "A*S BLDG." On the 2nd floor is a salon called the As* Lab, and on the first floor is another salon called Studio A*s! Then a few years ago some foreigners opened a bar upstairs that they named "Bottoms Up." A propos!!!!!

Answer 4

KING LOVE MONKEY.  (i guess they were going for 'money')

Answer 5

When I was in a clothing store with my Japanese host sister, i saw a baby wearing a jumper that said BEAT THAT CHUBBY. I was laughing so hard, I took a pic of the baby and showed it to a bunch of my friends. There was another woman I saw there in her 40's that had a shirt that proudly read "s*x MAGNET."

Many shirts there are very well designed in color, type setting, etc., but consist of "poetic" streams of English words that make little sense when put together. Then again, if you look at of Americans with kanji tattooed on themselves, I'll bet the tattoo artists had no idea what they were writing and some of the translations mean nothing what the person wanted it to say.

Answer 6

I've seen all kinds of interesting t-shirts.

I've seen young girls walking around wearing shirts that say "s*x object" or some other s*x related thing.

I've seen people walking around wearing shirts with the word "rape" written on it it huge letters.

Seen F**K Y** on a few shirts in some form. ALots of weird second hand shirts, like UPS, boy scouts, fictional universities.

But, I think the strangest (worst) t-shirt I've probably seen was one that had a sillouette of a woman's with a gun to her head that said something like "die bi*ch". I remember not only what it said but that also it was a woman wearing it.

Lots of strange stuff here, but probably no stranger than what you find in other countries.