What is the funniest Yo Momma joke you have heard?

Question

Mine is Yo momma is so fast even jesus can't lift her spirits.

Answer 1

I have two that makes me laugh even when I think of it now, for some patheitc reason:

Yo Mama so fat, if she sat on a rainbow, Skittles will fall out!

Yo Mama teeth so yellow, when she smiles, people shout "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Answer 2

Yo momma so fat when she goes to church everybody sings, we are family even though your fatter than me.

Yo mamma so dumb she tried to alphabetize m&ms

Yo momma so stupid she brought cereal to the super bowl

Yo momma so hairy bigfoot took pictures of her

  Those are just a few

Answer 3

Yo momma's so fat that when she wore yellow to a party, people started shouting, "taxi!"

Yo momma's so stupid, she studied for a blood test

.. and failed!

Yo momma's so ugly, when her momma gave birth to her, the doctor slapped yo momma's momma.

Answer 4

Yo momma like a shotgun,2 c***s and she blows

Answer 5

Yo momma so ugly, she smiled and cars slowed down.

Yo momma so old, he birth certificate is expired.

Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide

Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets

Yo momma so fat she uses a pie as a clock

Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat she makes the world look like the size of numbers

Yo momma so fat when she dressed in red every body sang hey ho kolaid.

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat when she wears red the neighborhood kids shout "Koolaid! Koolaid!"

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.

Yo momma so poor she takes showers in the rain.

Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette and she said "Who turned off the heat"

Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"

Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks

Yo momma so poor when I asked, what's for supper, she kicked off her shoes and socks and said, CORN!!!

Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to l**k other people's fingers.

Answer 6

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

I dont know but that caught me!

{extra she said what is your fave not say a whole bunch}