What is the funniest blonde joke/line?

Question

What is the funniest blonde joke/line?

Answer 1

What's he difference between a bonde and a solar powered calculater?

blonde works in the dark :P

Answer 2

What does a pirate and an unnatural blonde have in common?

A small black patch

Why do blondes only get half an hour for lunch?

So you don't have to retrain them

Answer 3

"What's he difference between a bonde and a solar powered calculater?

blonde works in the dark :P"

Except the fact that a solar-powered calculator also works in the dark.

Whoever came up with that joke was probably blond.

Answer 4

calculator one:complimenting.^^(im stuck with blonde hair...)

other:????

Answer 5

Blonde  funny lines

  How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave to her.

Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear?

She was afraid of getting hearing AIDS.

Why did the blonde sell her car?

She needed gas money.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away the W's.

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper on her trip to the desert?

She thought it was a map.

Why did the blonde ask to have her pizza cut into 6 slices instead of 12?

She didn't know if she could eat 12 slices.

How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?

"It was getting cold, so I turned off the ceiling fan.".

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Answer 6

Why do they put shopping trolleys in supermakets?

To teach blondes to walk on their hind legs.

Answer 7

ok so a blonde is at a freinds house and she has a heart attack so she calls 911

*the operator tells her to check and make sure she's dead before she does cpr

there were foot steps then a loud gunshot and she comes back

*ok what now?

Answer 8

"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?'

A brunette with bad breath