What is the funniest different name for something you ever heard of?

Question

Example:

Dishwasher.. underwater dish repair specialist.

parking meter... coin operated time dispenser.

Answer 1

when i first moved from louisiana, i didnt know people called sandwhiches "subs" or "submarines"...lol  i thought that was the funniest thing, i pictured you know an under water sea vessle thingy...not a yummy sandwhich.lol...see where i come from we call it a "po boy" :)

-chai

Answer 2

this is the funneist name i have heard before <ahnit> you pronounce it (ah neat)

Answer 3

Spotted d**k - boiled English pudding with raisins