What is the funniest kids joke have you heard?? Thank you?

Question

What is the funniest kids joke have you heard?? Thank you?

Answer 1

Q: What does a one-celled organism call a set of binoculars?

A: A Paramecium

Answer 2

Okay heres one for you

So this guy and his buddy went hunting

They were walking home, when The guy stopped and looked at the window.

he saw his wife cheating on him with another man.

"should I shoot em?" asked his buddy.

"Shoot my wife in the head for being a dumb *** and shoot that guy in the d**k so he wont have one," the guy replied.

"Okay, that will be pretty darn easy. I can get both in one shot!" replied the buddy.

ahahahahahahahha LMAO ROTFL AHAHAHAHA

hahaha

lol

lol

what a joke!

Answer 3

Q:  Why is the sky so high?

A:  So the birds don't bump their heads.

Answer 4

Why did they bury the school bus?

Because the tires blew out, the pistons were shot, and then the engine died.

Answer 5

Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

A: Wherever you left him.

Answer 6

Q: What is balck and white, and black and white, and black and white, and green?

A: Three skunks eating a pickle.

gets me every time :)

Or a twist on HLD RN's is

Q: How do you scare a bumble bee?

A: Boo-bee

Answer 7

There's heaps!!!

I like a lot of jokes.

I like blonde jokes there funny!!!

Here's some I could think of:

Three builders go for their luch break. They sit down on the scafolding (which is really, really, really high up. So high that if you jumped you would die) The first man Bob opens his lunch and says "Oh! If I get another jam sandwich again I swear I will jum off this building!" The next guy Joe says "Oh! If I get another honey sandwich again I swear I will jump off to! The last guy Frank opens his lunch and says "Oh! If I get another vegemite sandwich again I will jump off with you!"

The next day Bob gets a jam sandwich so he jumps off. Joe looks in his lunch box and he has a honey sandwich so he jumps off. Frank has a vegemite sandwich so he jumps off too.

Later at the funeral Bob's wife says "Oh! If only Bob had of told me he didn't like jam sanwiches, I wouldn't of made hime one!". Joe's wife says "Oh! If only Joe had of told me he didn't like honey sandwiches, I wouldn't of given him one!" And Frank's wife says "Oh! If only Frank had of told me he didn't like vegemite sandwiches. But Frank makes his own sandwiches!!!"

It sounds better in person. I think its pretty funny though!

A man buys a hotel but he doesn't know what to call it so he goes to his mirror and asks his magic genie what to call it and the genie says "the first thing you see in the mirror next morning." The next morning the first thing the man see's is a hairy bum so he calls his hotel 'the hairy bum'. A week later he gets a dog but he doesn't know what to call it so he goes to his genie who says "the first thing you see in the mirror next morning." The first thing the man see's is a crack so he calls his dog crack. A month later he looses his dog. He looks all around but he can't find it. He's so sad that he calls the police to come and investigate. The police officer says "are you sure you cant find it?" And the man says "Yes. I've looked all over my hairy bum but I still can't find my crack!"

Ha, ha. I thought that was funny!!!

I've got many more but it would take too long!!!

Answer 8

what are the similarities between a grape and a chicken?

they're both purple....except for the chicken!

it was extremely funny in person because it was just so random.

Two cows are in a paddock. one cow goes to the other cow:

so have you heard about the mad cow disease outbreak? i'm getting a bit worried.

the other replies:

oh, I'm alright, I'm a helicopter.

this made me laugh for 5 minutes straight. :)

Answer 9

Why did the chicken cross the road?

fill in your own answer, such as

To get away from Colenel Sanders

To get to the other side

To get to the rooster on the other side

and after a few of these jokes, ask Why did the gum cross the road?  Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

Answer 10

knock knock

who's there?

boo

boo who?

don't cry,little girl.

Answer 11

There was once a mother cow who had three baby cows, one day the first cow went up to her mother and said...

"Mommy, why did you name me Rose?"

And her mother said, "Well when you were born a rose fell on your head"

Then the second cow went up to her mother and said "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?"

So her mother said, "When you were born a daisy fell on your head."

And finally her third baby came up to her and said "MMMHFFRRR!"

Her mother said "Shut up Cinderblock!"

It's funnier in person, but this made me laugh for about ten minutes straight.

Answer 12

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

or a blonde joke thats still kiddish

Rowing Your Boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

Answer 13

Q: what kind of bee produces milk?

A: A BOO-Bee

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