What is the funniest/oddest thing you have said to keep your language clean in front of kids?

Question

The oddest thing I have said would have to be..."Son of a four headed donkey...horse..cow!!" When I cut my finger while slicing tomatoes.

Answer 1

oh my gosh thats hilarious!!

Answer 2

My husband dropped something very heavy on his foot and said "Oh fff "and then saw little eyes watching and said "Oh firetruck!"

Answer 3

"son of a bisquit" is my word for sure and i say it alot lol kinda grew on me i guess

Answer 4

I have a potty mouth, I've never tamed it around the kids.  It's just words.  Surprisingly, my kids never swore when they were little. I know people who act like they're "bad" words and their 3 year olds say it just to get a rise out of them.

Mine both started at about 11 years old but they tame it around me, lol.  I told them I don't care if they swear, but to keep it clean around teachers and Great-Aunties.  

My son says "oh snap" a lot.  

Answer 5

i usually do OH FLUFF and sugar honey iced tea.

i love son of a cow though rolf

Answer 6

my aunty sed to my cousin "if u was a monkey, id knock u off the table with a stick"

Answer 7

If i refer to the subject of s*x with my homosexual friend i use the term"Playing belly sticks or tummy worms"

Answer 8

I use holy shampoo bottles instead of s**t

My kids always crack up then run around the housse say holy shampoo bottles holy shampoo bottles over and over again. I also say shut the front door when I get surprised.

Answer 9

instead of sayin $hit i say doo doo

Answer 10

*Laughing*!!!

That's pretty good there.  I've said "mother chucker" and "horse pucky" to avoid cursing.  My two year old thinks it's funny.  I probably shouldn't even say those either

Answer 11

I said Farfignewton instead of the big F word when I stubbed my toe.  I had the F sound out and that was the only thing I could think of to say.

Answer 12

oh, fudgesicles!