What is the funniest quote you ever heard? not stories,?

Question

not stories though.

Answer 1

"Mmmneaw!" By: Peanut (Jeff Dunham) look up jeff dunham on youtube and find peanut =D

Answer 2

A quote by Sir Winston Churchill...if you're looking for funny quotes he's classic.

Lady Astor once told Winston if he was her husband she'd poison his morning coffee. He replied, "If I was your husband, I'd drink it!"

Answer 3

"It is better to be silent and be thought as a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

                                   -Mark Twain

WARNING!!!!!

This quote requires a higher train of thought! Do not attempt to use on certain intellectually challenged individuals!!!

(Some of my friends did not get it)

Answer 4

the moveie accepted

Why'd you get fired.

"I got fired for making a shrimp slushy, I was hungry and thirsty!"