What is the funniest sexual innuendo you have used inadvertantley?

Question

What is the funniest sexual innuendo you have used inadvertantley?

Answer 1

"I'll stand behind you and be brutal".... oh dear... I was in fact talking about proof reading my partners essay by reading it over her shoulder....

Answer 2

when shopping, and paying for my items, i was using my card and was about to place my card in the chip and pin scanner, when the words of "shall i insert myself now" came out of my lips!!!!

Answer 3

well i have one of my friends that i do it to every other sentance she says.

its funny how she looks shocked everytime :D

Answer 4

lets have a mass debate

Answer 5

Empty my bin, a stupid college thing...was so funny =]

<3

Answer 6

"I can't wait to taste your meatballs"!

Said it on a date when we were talking about cooking italian food

He was italian which made it even worse!!

Answer 7

When anyone yells " I'm coming"  

Answer 8

I use so many it would be a hard choice.

Answer 9

I once went to the highland games and asked this chap if I could have a go at tossing his caber....ooppsssss....didn't know where to put my face.

Answer 10

Ok i'll just pop it in your back door, if that's ok :)

Answer 11

I'm always asking my boss to

"give me one" - Usually a copy of paperwork

&

"can we have a quickie" - A quick word before he buggers off

Answer 12

When Mum knocked on my locked bedroom door wanting me to hurry up to go out and I hollered out "I'm COOOMIIIING!"

Answer 13

it's too hard, i can't do it!

Answer 14

That's what she said?!

Answer 15

I had a bad knee. "I can't get to sleep without something between my knees".

Answer 16

that bird needs stuffing

Answer 17

I'll pop over later and lay you some better pipe

Answer 18

How do you eat yours.

Answer 19

how do you eat yours?

Answer 20

Well someone used if yours is bigger it must be ENORMOUS on me yesterday to great comis effect ... sadly we were talking about a hole in my back ....

Answer 21

would you like to eat my nuts?