What is the funniest text message joke you ever got?

Question

What is the funniest text message joke you ever got?

Answer 1

***Unclean joke alert***

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what do women and lice have in common?

they are always looking for the head

I think it was "Today is r****d day do something nice and send a r****d a text message just like I did"

And another one but it was in spanish and if I translate it it won't be the same!

Answer 2

it goes something like:

Hey can you come help me? I locked my keys in my car i gotta get them out cause its gonna rain and my windows are down. Please!

Answer 3

iv'e never laughed before

Answer 4

a text from my mom meant for my dad saying, meet me in the shower lets make serious steam

Answer 5

A r****d just escaped out of a mental hospital and the police just anounced they are offering a $10,000 reward.. Soo you know I love you, but... Where you at?

Hey call me ASAP! I was watching the news and I saw that the short-bus flipped over and I know you don't like to wear your helmet... Are you alright??

  

Answer 6

i didnt get this by text message but..

why are men at therye smartest when they are having s*x?

because they are plugged into a woman =)

..http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 7

well idk i get alout

Answer 8

how many d's are in rudolph the red nose reineer? 16!

how do you come up with that???

ddddddd......(humming the song using d's lol)

so um yeah

Answer 9

ummm it looked like there was something loading like it said 50 percent loaded to deleting all contacts and i fell for it and closed my phone real quick and my friend that was with me was like josh sent that didnt he? i'm like ya she's like it's a forward it wont really delete your contacts and laughed n i laughed n read it n it said somethin like i bet ur *** got scared didnt it?  

Answer 10

This is your cell phone. I sent you a text so you could pick up me from your pocket. Your a** smells like sh**. Thanks for the air.