What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said at work or while calling into your work?

Question

We had a guy leave a recorded message saying he was going to be absent because he had a serious butt infection!

Answer 1

we had a lady come through the drive through at 8:45 in the morning and try to order a double cheeseburger once.

Answer 2

I have a few:

1. poisoned by mother-in-law.

2. experiencing symptoms of his expecting wife.

3. accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that no one was around to let him out.

4. broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.

5. couldn't come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.

6. mother was in jail.

7. A skunk got into the house and sprayed all of his uniforms.

8. bad case of hiccups.

9. blew his nose so hard, his back went out.

10.  dogs got loose and were running down the highway.