What is the funniest thing that happend while you were drunk ?

Question

many ... many .... many stories i have !!! they all make no sence !!!

Answer 1

OMG............which time????  Although by the time I was 21...I quit drinking and smoking...But, I had some pretty wild times.  One of the funniest.....my friend who was in a L*****n relationship..pretty much used me as her scape goat to go out and meet guys.  Once we got to the bars...we didn't hook back up until closing time..lol.  We were suppose to go to this motel/24 restaurant to meet the guys we hooked up with for breakfast......I never made it past the parking lot.  My friend was busy making out with her man in the car,  My date was a guy I knew awhile back..we actually started to join the navy together.  He was inside waiting for me.  It was POURING the rain and I'm outside the car sick as a frigion dog!!!!!!!!!  (BTW)  I was celebrating my 20th bd--but, told everyone it was my 21...st  LOL I could drink like a frigion fish........I climbed up the tire and Thank God my friend's man cared more about my health than she did...lol....Or I would have drowned out there.  She said tire marks were on the front of my shirt and she said to me that I had puke in my hair...........and I slung it out and said, Do I????  lol

The time I was felt my mixing drinks was not a good idea and the club I was in...is always so full...it's everyone standing.  To get to the door...miracle.The second I grabbed my mouth trying to keep from getting sick in the club...the man that I raced through and said excuse me...seen I barely cleared that door and he was frigon lucky that it wasn't him I got sick on...Anyway, I got sick several times...I just lived a couple blocks around the corner...I would stop get sick and run hoping people who was just coming out of one bar going to the next didn't think it was me getting sick...I did this the whole couple blocks.........FOR NOTHING LOL...........I got home and it was on my outfit, shoes,etc....ugh!!!  LOL

I have so many more....but would be banned if I told them...LOL

My Favorite...me and my friend was drinking at my house...she was already drunk when we started.  She kept trying to turn up my stereo..I kept trying to turn it down, saying..no the neighbors, the neighbors...WELL by the time I got wasted about 12 hours later...3-4 in the morning...I was turning the stereo up and she was saying no the neighbors and trying to get me to turn it down....I screamed out F&#@ THE NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...  The whole block hated me...LOL  Let me edit this...I failed to mention, we were outside on my porch the entire time...LOL  Although over weight from what I use to be a size 7...I was swinging around my pole on the porch...and broke the pole!!! LOL

Answer 2

i pinched a guys bum with pliers and cut it through his jeans and, same evening i also flashed my b***s at everyone.

Another time i got my husbands todger out and started giving him a b.j infront of everyone.

can't bring myself to tell you anymore!

Answer 3

I was talking to a friend on the phone and fell off my bed and passed out.  My friend who lived an hour away wanted to call my mother to check on me

Answer 4

I don't remember.

Answer 5

I drank several drinks on an empty stomach while waiting for a table at one of those TGIF Fridays restaurants. I had a short mini skirt on which I was self conscious of to begin with. After we got seated, I got up really fast to go to the bathroom and somehow got my head wedged between the big round light bulb and the stained glass cover of the lamp hanging over our table. So I'm struggling to free my head while keeping my mini skirt from riding up too much with my head swaying all at the same time. People were laughing so hard they were hitting there tables - the manager had to help me get my head out. Someone out there is probably still talking about that ridiculous night!

Answer 6

Hmmmmm, here's one, I got accosted lol, by four women in a bar.  On top of that I slid down about 10 stairs in the subway, and on top of that I got caught in the rain with a wool blazer on and my reference work for a class I was to teach the next day.   My jacket seemed like it was shrinking and my documents soaked.  On top of all this I had to stop at my parents house first because I had to do something and my sister answered the door and just fell out laughing.  I got home to find that my long johns were pull down around my legs (although my pants were still on they were bunched up at my ankles like slouch socks)It was really a crazy time. I found out later that every time I left the table those ladies replaced my drink with a new one, lol.  How could I not notice I don't know. LOL

Answer 7

I got married....

Answer 8

Recently....my friend was on the deck filling up his beer cup and on his way back inside he walked into the sliding glass door.....omg...it was sooo funny!