What is the funniest thing that has happened to you while living in China?

Question

What is the funniest thing that has happened to you while living in China?

Answer 1

I was waiting for the subway, sitting on a bench, a little girl and her mom were sitting beside me, the little girl said look mom it is a foreigner (in Chinese), her mom said yes, look at his big nose, I started laughing and the mom sat up and said do you speak Chinese and I said a little, I have never seen such a red faced Chinese person in all my life since that day, LOL

Answer 2

A little beggar kid latched onto my leg and I drug her about 3 blocks.

I actually pooped my pants in a video store because I had drunk way too many Chinese beers the night before.

A pimp thought I wanted a girl and sent a lineup of 6 prostitutes to my hotel door.

A saw a buck naked man walking down the street and the same day I saw a woman p**p in a flower bed.

A beggar had 3 pet dirty azz monkeys and since I won't give him some money, he had one of the monkeys touch my girlfriend and she totally flipped out and ran down the street.

Answer 3

Though I only stayed in China for little over a month, people would always walk up to me and start playing with my hair. The first time it happened was at a restaurant in Suzhou. I didn't know whether to get up and leave or be a little proud.

Answer 4

A prostitute tried to do business with me in a 24 hours MacDonald s at 2 am, for a place to crash that night. In the end she left after giving me her mobile number and saying, "next time you have to pay for it, ok"

Answer 5

I was playing basketball with all these Chinese people and got fouled, so I shouted "HEY THAT WAS FOUL" everyone just stared at me and thought I was crazy....

Answer 6

The funniest thing was, no matter what I ate or how much I always got hungry again an hour later.